Episode "A Fair to Remember"
Singers Phil Dunphy
Actors Ty Burrell
"Claire-Acuda" is a song written by Phil Dunphy to his wife Claire as a gift for their 20th anniversary in "A Fair to Remember". When Cameron realizes how horrible the song is, he suggests Phil to sing an existing song, to which Lily thanks.


She's a pretty sight,
Wise as a buddha.
But, brother, watch that bite
'Cause she's a Claire-Acuda.

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