Phil has the crazy idea of going on a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire; the only problem is that they are both so ridiculously tired but try to push through it. Meanwhile, Jay has taken over their bathroom remodel, which proves to be pretty hazardous for Gloria, Manny and Joe. Cameron’s sister Pam is staying at the house after her husband has left her, but her emotional outbursts are driving Mitchell crazy, and he’s afraid it’s setting a bad example for Lily. And Haley and Andy go on a wild night bender.
(The characters striked out do not appear in this episode)
- Jay Pritchett
- Gloria Pritchett
- Manny Delgado
- Joe Pritchett
- Claire Dunphy
- Phil Dunphy
- Haley Dunphy
- Alex Dunphy
- Mitchell Pritchett
- Cameron Tucker
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett
- Adam DeVine as Andy Bailey
- Dana Powell as Pam Tucker
- Ellen Ratner as Kelly aka Waitress
- Michael Tauzin as Clint
- Jeff Adler as Tom
- Brigitte Valdez as Bianca
- Christopher Chen as Karaoke Host
- Michael E. Sanders as Croupier
- Andy uses the new $100 bills, first issued in 2013.
- Luke does not appear in this episode, as Phil says that he is on ski trip.
- Andy's 20th appearance
- Pam Tucker makes her fifth appearance, and her first since the season 5 finale.
- Phil mentions "skunks in love" in Paris, a reference to Pepé Le Pew.
- Jay orders a Reuben sandwich. The variant with pastrami instead of beef is called a "Rachel."
- Jay compares Mitch to Lola Falana
- Mitch sings Madonna's "Express Yourself".