He gives them all nicknames and show them how to ride horses, shoot guns, etc. He openly hits on Gloria or who he calls Cactus Flower. This obviously puts him in a hole with Jay. When he finally gets Gloria alone, he grabs Gloria's butt. She quickly objects. He says she looks like the type of woman that would cheat on her husband, which appalls Gloria. Jay rides up with Phil and they put in end to all of it. Phil threatens Hank by saying he will only check 'somewhat satisfied' on their comment card (he was great with the kids).